Zoo Kid - Out Getting Ribs 

This guy is only 16, but sounds about 35. The only part that gives him away is when he calls his girl “boo.”

yes

the two half hour essays were cool;

the hour essay was shorter than either of the half hours -

for my page on browning i wrote “the duke is created by browning to imply madness gone wrong”

then i gave up and wrote I DONT GIVE A FLYING FLIP I NEVER GAVE A FLIPPING FLY ANYWAY

all over my spare sheet of paper

in different fab fonts